PUTTING A RUMOR TO REST

I hear there's a rumor floating around out there that a mother and her daughter were run off the side of the road and murdered by Federales...well, I have to say:

IT'S NOT TRUE!

Drawn from a reliable source of mine who made a quick phone call to the feds, we determined it's not true - not even close.

Word to the wise: Don't believe everything they tell you on TV! 

Geez...