If you weren't at the Boo Bar last night at just the right time, this won't be funny to you, but to the group sitting with Kent Cossey last night - you'll get a big hoot out of it...
The quote of the day (or for the next few weeks) is:
"Don't gimme a watered down Crown" by Kent Cossey...
Kent, these are for you:

Your future ex-wife

Kent - 50 lbs + 30 years