He said -I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said - You wear pants don't you?
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said, Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room - 'My husband follows me everywhere' Written just below it, ' I do not'