This is undeniably the FUNNIEST thing I have heard, and will hear all day:
"...oh sh**, I flew to Wellington for a week, talk about party...I danced till dawn, fell out of a club at daylight, got half an hours sleep in two days, lost my voice completely for 2 day, just air comming out, so funny..."
If your NYE party binge doesn't sound something like this (and you're under 50) you aren't having enough fun!
*Big ups to New Zeland, who sees the New Year before ANY of us...it's been called "tomorrowland" more than once!* Love you Michele!