The last two quotes have been more like combacks, but classic in their own right. Sometimes people that get a little tipsy tend to feel and actually BE ignored by any sober folks in their way. Last night, this very thing happened, and it went something like this:
"I know you were ignoring me earlier, it's ok...I didn't see you either...bla bla bla" (Inaudible, inebriated mumbles)
"You know? When you drink, people DO tend to ignore you."
-Eloquently spoken by Gustavo, the king of the white glove
Maybe you needed to be there - words can't describe the swaying, slobbering, and general behavior...