If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius...
'Smoking kills...If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward .
'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'--A congressional candidate in Texas
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